Personalised Vedic reading · Ready in about three minutes
Find out what your chart actually says about your love life.
Most readings tell you what is wrong with you. This one tells you which heartbreak patterns are genuinely written into your birth chart — and, just as importantly, which ones are not.
- Swiss Ephemeris, Lahiri ayanamsa
- 11 pages, written not generated
- Ready in about three minutes
Why you are here
It is usually one of these four.
Almost everyone who orders a reading is living inside one of them. The question is which one is in your chart.
They left, and never explained
No fight, no reason. Just a slow disappearing you are still trying to reconstruct.
You loved someone who could not love you back
You gave the whole thing. They received it and returned half of it.
Dhokha — you were deceived
And now you do not trust your own reading of people any more.
Nobody has arrived yet
Everyone is pairing off and your turn keeps not starting.
What you receive
A document built from your own chart
Eleven pages of A4, typeset properly — not a sun-sign article with your name pasted on top.
Your real chart
Lagna, all nine grahas, nakshatras and padas, plus the D1 and D9 kundli squares drawn out. Computed with the Swiss Ephemeris to the arcsecond.
What is not there
We name the patterns your chart does not carry. That is the part nobody else will tell you, because it does not sell a remedy.
The Manglik question
Checked from Lagna, Chandra and Shukra — all three references, not one. Most people are told they are Manglik on a single reading.
When, honestly
Your Vimshottari dasha timeline down to the sub-period, with the next six months month by month. Windows, never fixed dates.
Your own question
Ask the thing you actually came here to ask. You get a written answer grounded in specific placements, not a horoscope paragraph.
Upay you can start tonight
Ordinary, concrete remedies. We will also tell you when not to buy a gemstone — including when we would be the ones selling it.
Inside the report
Three pieces of a real reading
Cut at full size from the actual document, rendered from a real birth chart. Nothing here is a placeholder.
Pricing
One reading, one price.
Everything is included — there is nothing held back for a higher tier. One payment, no subscription, and no upsell inside the report.
The Love & Heartbreak Report
Your complete chart reading, eleven pages, computed from your own birth details — and a written answer to the one thing you came here to ask.
- Complete Vedic birth chart, D1 and D9 kundlis
- Which heartbreak patterns are in your chart — and which are not
- Manglik check from all three references
- Your dasha timeline and the next six months
- Your own question answered in depth, from your chart
- Remedies you can start tonight
How it works
Three steps, about three minutes
Give your birth details
Date, time and place of birth. No birth time? That is supported — you get a Moon-based reading and the report says so plainly on the cover.
We compute, then we write
The Swiss Ephemeris calculates your chart. Nothing about the astrology is guessed — the writing only interprets what the calculation produced.
You download it, and keep it
Usually in about three minutes, as a PDF that is yours. Your link stays live, so you can come back to it. WhatsApp and email delivery are not connected yet.
Before you order
Straight answers
Is this a computer-generated horoscope?
The chart is computed — that part must be exact, and the Swiss Ephemeris is the same engine professional astrologers use. The reading is then written against those numbers and may not contradict them. What you will not get is a paragraph that would fit anybody born in your month.
I do not know my exact birth time.
You can still order. Without a birth time we cannot calculate your Lagna or the houses, so you receive a Moon-based reading instead — shorter in places, and the cover states clearly what was left out. We would rather say so than invent it.
Will you tell me when I will get married?
No, and be careful with anyone who does. You get windows — periods where the conditions in your chart are strongest — with the dasha dates they come from.
Will you tell me about a specific person?
We do not name, describe or judge a specific person from a chart. We will tell you what to look for, and what your own chart keeps walking into.
What will you not do?
No predictions about death, disease, pregnancy, court cases or money. No dosha invented to sell a remedy. No fear used as persuasion. If your question suggests you are in real trouble, we stop the astrology and give you a helpline instead.
Is my birth data private?
Your details are used to compute your chart and deliver your report, and nothing else. We do not sell data and we do not publish charts.